Just out of curiosity I asked an AI Copywriter to create an ode to the butt plug and this is what I got back:

Oh butt plug, oh butt plug
So round and smooth and small
You sit there, quiet and discreet
But oh, the pleasure that you bring

Your tapered tip makes insertion easy
As you slide inside with a gentle squeeze
You fill me up and stretch me wide
And send shivers down my spine

Your flared base keeps you secure
So I can move and play at my leisure
You bring me pleasure and delight
Oh butt plug, oh butt plug

With every thrust and every wriggle
You massage my inner walls
And as I climax, you take me higher
Oh butt plug, oh butt plug

You are a simple yet sublime toy
A true pleasure to enjoy
Thank you for the joy you bring
Oh butt plug, oh butt plug

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